Welcome to Whore Wars! Whore wars is a fun, judgemental, fantasy based game where you get to rank women using whatever criteria you see fit. Think HotOrNot.com meets America's Got Talent. Here's how it works:
Every week a picture of some slutty looking girls will be posted and you rank how you would like to hook up with them. I'll give you my rankings and expert analysis on why I ranked these whores the way I ranked them. When looking at the picture, you will see this weeks whores lined up from left to right, and you can think of them as being lined up like the Alphabet. You know... A, B, C, D, E. Usually it will only be 4 girls so you stop at D, but sometimes we'll come across a picture that is so filled with whores that sometimes you forget what letter you're on. When ranking, you say rank which girl by her letter. So if you think the 3rd girl is your 1st pick, and the 1st girl is your 2nd pick, you have obviously started your ranking with C, A, etc...
Don't worry, some people still haven't figured it out, but I don't pander.
OK, welcome is over, you know how to rank. Next post will be a brief review of this weeks Whore Wars.
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I'm loving the blog man. Keep up the good work.
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