Welcome to the Interlude

It's Wednesday. Sigh. For me, humpday is almost over and I'm thankful for that. Why? Because tomorrow begins a new day of judging ladies who are willing to demean themselves in front of a camera for our (yours and mine) enjoyment. You know, its amazing that if you walk up to a woman in a bar and ask her to show a little nip for a 10 spot you will probably get slapped in the face. If you tell that same girl you will buy her a Jagerbomb in exchange for a photograph for the spank bank, she ends up following you around all night like a lap skank! I know, it is unbelievable to me too.


How do you like the logo? I'm testing out a few different ones. For those that don't see it, the word "whore" is not supposed to have two O's, but it didn't look quite as well when the smiley face was inside of the O. Also if you didn't see it... you're an idiot.


Anyway, the reason I bring up this hypocrisy is because there is some hesitation on the part of some to have this game exposed to the world. To that I say "How dare you". The way you should view this blog is as commentary on the decay of the social fabric of American society. For years, Women have given Men the business about not treating them as objects and treating them with respect, and in the span that it takes the camera to deliver a few flashes (to eliminate red eye), these young ladies bring everyone back decades, both men and women. You should also think of this blog as a fun way to rate women who are acting like whores. Haven't you ever watched E's "Wildest Spring Break Moments" (both 1 and 2) and been judgemental as hell about watching it? That's exactly what we do here.



This week's interlude brings a head to head war for the "Keepin It Classy" award. These two women have similar backgrounds in the Television industry, coming up through comedy shows and both being presented with the same opportunities. Yet, sometimes like twins in the womb, one entertainer has consumed most of the nutrients that could have been divided equally between the two women.

Of course you know I'm talking about Amy Poehler and Tina Fey.

Hahahahaha, I love that pic of Amy!

What a waste of time it is to watch anything she does, but that particular part from Baby Mama was pretty funny (Tina's idea I'm sure). Both women are probably best known for their stints on SNL and a few movies. Currently Tina is starring (and a creator of) the hit show 30 Rock. Amy is trying to reproduce Tina's success in a lame ass show called Parks and Recreation.

Sorry babe, never gonna happen. It amazes me that Amy is still around much on television. It seemed like once Tina left SNL that Amy's career was going to go down hill. I have a thought about that though. Tina is an extremely talented woman and she has to be dragging Amy around in a large Gucci bag or something to get her work. Producers have to be looking over Tina's shoulder and asking her why she really wants that bug eyed, limited talent, waste of air time to come along for the ride on her coat tails. Don't get me wrong, I think Amy has some good qualities but why she keeps getting these major roles I have no idea.

So Tina, for being an intellectual, funny, witty, graceful, and beautiful entertainer, Whore Wars deems you the winner of this weeks "Keepin It Classy" award.


And as a reward to those that finished this mediocre blog, here are a few lessons I learned about women while I was about being drunk this weekend.

When you're drunk, never, under any circumstances, do one of the following

1. Ask a girl if she is in her first trimester. This may seem really funny in your head, but trust me, women don't like this! Refer back to my Jagerbomb idea for something else to do instead.
2. Email a girl and tell her that her vagina needs a health notice. Not only will this raise a woman's ire, but it provides the paper trail that she can forward onto her friends, thereby raising ire all over the damn place. (Note: I was going to make an "ire-ish" joke here but gave up)